Description
INTRODUCING “CANYONERO” Our very own American Pale Ale! Available on draught in store! With Citra, Strata & Mosaic Hops. Brewed by our friends at Beer Riff (thank you Rhys).
Can you name the beer with four-wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?
Canyonero! The perfect cold beer for a hot Christmas morning in that building… thingy… where your beds and TV… is.
Expertly brewed in forty-two bathtubs *kaboom – blam!* with steamed Citra, Strata, and Mosaic hops, and fermented with surprise ingredients (each more surprising than the last), Canyonero looks good, smells good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one *kablammo!*.
Now free of mice, rats, syringes, and body parts, and approved by the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, only Canyonero fills your Q-zone with pure beer goodness, so hop in your hammock from the hammock complex on 3rd, and drink up, up, and up!
Woah, Canyonero! Woah! The beer that makes dreams come true!*
*Your dreams may vary from those of Stoked, Beer Riff, their subsidiaries, and shareholders. The Federal Brewing Commission has ruled Canyonero unsafe for highway or city drinking. Steamed hops are obviously grilled. Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
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Serving: 65 tonnes of American pride.
ABV: 5.5%
Style: Country-fried.
Highlights: Endorsed by a clown.
Aroma: Turpentine.
Taste: Caulk. Delicious caulk.
“To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems”.